Lord Fondlebum of Boy has been having an überflounce in New York.
Lord Mandelson, the Business Secretary, has attacked the chairman and chief executive of Starbucks, the American coffee giant, in a foul-mouthed tirade for talking down the British economy.
Howard Schultz, who built the coffee chain which is now struggling in America, said in a television interview last night: “The concern for us is Western Europe and specifically the UK. The UK is in a spiral.”
Lord Mandelson later said, within earshot of journalists: “Why should I have that guy running down the country? Who the fuck is he?"
The (excellent) Daily Mash has the answer to his question.