Monday 18 January 2010

Breaking News

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/vh1_reality_show_bus_crashes_in?utm_source=videoembed

Sorry I have been idle. See how you go with the above. Surely worthy of comment.

11 comments:

Philipa said...

Brilliant. I love the Onion.

Electro-Kevin said...

A whole ship load of slut must have sunk off of Teignmouth then.

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

Good stuff in 'The Onion'.

Never thought that could happen here until I walked across Leicester Sq before Christmas...

Philipa said...

I know I sound old but it's the children that astonish me - even in winter they hardly wear any clothes from the secondary school. I have belts as wide as their skirts. And the boys walk out in the road in front of your car as clear act of defiance.

Slut school.

Philipa said...

sorry I have belts as long as their skirts. Well, you know what I mean. No liberty bodice and regulation knickers I'm thinking.

Anonymous said...

I think I spotted several of these girls handing out leaflets at the Autoport Show last weekend.

apricotfox said...

Oh, Philippa, don't talk to me about not wearing clothes to school! I am talking here of a basic physical welfare issue rather than slutdom..but the BG walks to school in his ludicrously flimsy polyester blazer and a near-on transparent M&S 10 for a fiver shirt and WILL NOT wear his school jumper...Not , he claims, because it is uncool to do so, but because he is HOT ( and not in a slut way!). Yeah, right. Hot walking to school in minus 2 but cold when it comes to re-stocking the woodpile in plus 8. Humph.

Nick Drew said...

sage advice from that anchor-lady to the reporter just at the end ...

Savonarola said...

The Devil found some work for Idle hands - nice one sir.

Suppose you are making shed loads now that QE has lifted its skirt 2.9"

lilith said...

There are constant spillages of this kind. A difficult cargo to contain as this video shows.

WIldhighlander said...

There is nothing unattractive about such spillage after a few bottles of 'redneck' as any boy will attest, ( I seem to hazily recall ).
More slippery than black ice but not nearly as dangerous as thinking your mum will find them worthy!