Saturday 15 June 2013

Aussie Electioneering

Julia GillardTony Abbott

The Australians go to the polls in September and things are hotting up. The race is between a Welsh woman and a bloke who is famous for being photographed in his budgie smugglers. The last election was a dead heat between the two, with the winner decided by which of them offered the most money had the more appealing 'local infrastructure policies' to a couple of backwoodsman Queensland MPs who belonged to neither national party, but to the remnants or variants of the party founded by the remarkable Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen.

This is in pretty poor taste, but I feel it my duty to pass on to you the latest news from the stump:

The Liberal Party (led by Tony Abbott, he of the banana hammock) had a fundraiser recently at which the menu featured "Julia Gillard Kentucky Fried Quail - Small Breasts, Huge Thighs and a Big Red Box".


6 comments:

Thud said...

She is toast.

I am not a robot - beep said...

... and that inquisitive radio presenter who, live on-air, a few days ago asked her half a dozen times whether her live-in hairdresser lover was gay has been sacked.

The other one who phoned the hospital where the nurse killed herself has, apparently, been promoted.

Funny old world....

Elby the Beserk said...

I can understand the UK succumbing to PC/MultiCulti/CAGW etc.

But Australia? How did that happen? Something in the water (beer)?

Nick Drew said...

rude politics ? in the "largest sergeants mess in the world" ? surely not

Elby the Beserk said...

Here's Jo Nova (top Aussie climate blogger, grand lass) on the ghastly Gillard

http://joannenova.com.au/2013/06/an-abbott-fan-offends-with-a-bad-joke-gillard-lies-cheats-and-burns-your-life-savings-one-of-these-things-matters/

Electro-Kevin said...

Bad table manners, those Australians.

They should take lessons from Charles Saatchi.