August 20, 2007:
Senior Yen Trader: This Libor setting is getting nuts.
Senior Yen Trader 2: It's just amazing how libor fixing can make you that much money.
Oh dear. Even Dixon of Dock Green could have worked out who to 'accompany me to the station' after hearing that one.
And Miss Marple wasn't needed to decipher this one:
September 15, 2009:
Yen Trader 1: Can we lower our fixings today please?
Primary Submitter: Make your mind up. Haha , yes no probs.
Yen Trader 1: I'm like a whore's drawers.