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Is that Maxwell in the background? Or Eugene? Any other song links?
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WS Churchill's Words of Warning:
"If you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed, if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not so costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no chance of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves".
Too True
"That such an unnecessary and irrational project as building a European superstate was ever embarked upon will seem in future years to be perhaps the greatest folly of the modern era.”
Margaret Thatcher Statecraft (Published 2002)
Margaret Thatcher Statecraft (Published 2002)
The All-Time Best Daily Mash
Banking crisis caused by woman
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/banking-crisis-caused-by-woman--201105203842
On Limited Government
"We are a nation with a government, not the other way round".
Reagan, inaugural speech, Jan 20 1981
Reagan, inaugural speech, Jan 20 1981
(Interim) Last Word on the Subject
Stated briefly, I will simply try to clarify what the debate over climate change is really about. It most certainly is not about whether climate is changing: it always is. It is not about whether CO2 is increasing: it clearly is. It is not about whether the increase in CO2, by itself, will lead to some warming: it should. The debate is simply over the matter of how much warming the increase in CO2 can lead to, and the connection of such warming to the innumerable claimed catastrophes. The evidence is that the increase in CO2 will lead to very little warming, and that the connection of this minimal warming (or even significant warming) to the purported catastrophes is also minimal. The arguments on which the catastrophic claims are made are extremely weak – and commonly acknowledged as such. They are sometimes overtly dishonest.
Prof Richard Lindzen, Alfred P. Sloan professor of meteorology at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Atmospheric Brainbox of the World
Prof Richard Lindzen, Alfred P. Sloan professor of meteorology at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Atmospheric Brainbox of the World
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16 comments:
Cameron turns in disgust at sight of horrid red bogey on Gordon's shoulder.
After the first unfortunate incident, the PM never travelled without firecrew, each trained and ready to axe his dry crusty pants free from his body at a mere moment's notice.
Cameron to misc disatisfied Labour backbencher (after PMQs) - "You stuck the wrong end of the axe in his back, you bloody socialist fool."
Ok, at the third attempt (sorry about that Idle)
There once was a rotter named Brown
Who wailed, as the axe head came down
Please save me, young Dave
But Cammo just waved,
Saying - up yours, you talentless clown.
respeck to the splund! Idle's own limerick follows when he has eaten enough xtra strong mints (Ch Beaumont, 1995 was the guilty party at lunch) to dare to enter the plutocrat's office and satisfy outstanding matters, the easier to exit office and prepare partridge shooting paraphernalia for the weekend.
Just goes to prove you could cut the atmosphere with an axe when Dave and Gordy are in the same place!
I'm surprised a renegade trooper or cop hasn't shot half the cabinet. The temptation if that had been me bearing the axe would have been just too much I'm afraid.
Hey hey !
Good to see ya Kev ! Out on a weekend pass ?
How did you guess, Nick ?
She's oop North for the weekend.
Cameron - 'The weather, it is cold in Moscow at this time of year Comrade Bruno Tovarich....'
Brown - 'My friend has an enormous chopper....'
Soldier 'Why don't you two just fuck off and let me do my job...'
The leader has a vision
He won’t tell us what it is
He says he dreams it nightly
and it full of umph and fizz
He can’t call an election
'Til the vision has been said
He hasn’t told us for ten years
He`s kept it in his head
Some say it first appeared to him
Like bushes set afire
When Cameron kept calling him
An indecisive liar
They say it wasn`t there before..
He had to run away
And it was all the sweaty Scot
Could come up with to say
But Gordon has a vision
and he sharpens it at night
It’s a rather vengeful fantasy
He dreams for self delight
He gets an axe And takes the day off
Saying that he he got ill
He listens to the bit when David
Said he`d lost his bottle
When he’s good and mad and drunk
He goes to Notting Hill
Puts the axe thorough Davids neck and screams
KIL KILL KILL KILL,
The leader has a vision
Its of doing David in
He’s thinking of it when he makes does...
That nasty sideways grin
Shudder.... I maintain my low standards which is sufficient for my target and I see no reaosn to improve
"one fell swoop. I could get them with one fell swoop"
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