Thursday, 19 November 2009

The New EU Cabinet Appointments in Full

President of the Council: Herman Van Rompuy-Pompuy (Belg)
Foreign Minister: Baroness Ashton of Wimmin (GB)

Defence Minister: Sgr Whooza Zat (It)
Farming Minister: M Nevair-Erdovim (Fr)
Environment Minister: Herr Vossisnayme (Ger)
Sports Minister: Mr Avin Alaff (Au)
Arts Minister: Miss Pula Zeeuzzerwun (Por)
Social Justice Minister: Mr Paddy Gray-Veetrain (Ire)


Bill Quango MP said...

African Minister: Jo Hannesberg {ND}
Business Minister : Phil Boots {GB}
Federal Minister : Zachs Von Derful {Ger}
Education Minister : Ivan Oder {Rus}
Transport Minister : Iona Volvo {Swe}

Philipa said...

Thanks Idle and BQ for opening my day with a laugh. The only ones I could think of are:

Children, Schools and Families Minister: Mr Les Bian Pmt. (GB)
International Development Minister: Mr A. Bliar (GB)
Energy and Climate Change Minister: Miss Ima Skulteecha (NL)
Health Minister: Mr Proctor Gamble (Ger)

Anonymous said...

Splendid stuff Idle...

May I add one?

Minister for Works Taki N Thepis (Gr)

Anonymous said...

Btw, love to all the Idles


idle said...

Excellent, excellent.

Late Junior Ministerial Appointments:

Pensions: Mr Hugo Taby-Jhokin (Lux)
Rural Development: Mr Obbs O'Leet (Ire)
The Alps: Mr Longweekendtoski (Pol)

apricotfox said...

Minister for Food and farming; Mr Bruce E Losiss
Minister for Transport and the Environment: Ida Orr (Ire)
Minister for Technology: Hosny Acclu(Turkey...yes , i know they aren't members yet!)
Minister for Information: Chantelle ???
Err...thassorl...4 now...

electro-kevin said...

Your new President. Elected over fine wine and line-caught sea bass.

idle said...

Chantelle..... Took me a day to get it, foxy, but the penny dropped. Thanks.

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