Chelsea clinton was canvassing in the Democrat primary in North Carolina last week. She approached a local and asked him what 3 things worried him most. He replied:
She looks like the cove who appeared on the TV version of the Guinness Book of records that plagues the late night spot on some or another Italian TV - his party trick? To be able to pop the eyeballs out of his head, on demand, heldin place only by a ring of muscle. Nice.
Poor old Chelsea seems to be 'unblessed' by her Mother's looks (pre plastic surgery and or Botox). I believe she has aspirations of a political future.
You're finding time to post everywhere else though, and on some pretty dubious sites too, I can tell you!!!
Just because you are living a life of luxury in The Caribean, occasionally nibbling another caviar baguette before crawling into the Hummer 8 x 8 for a trawl round the seedier bars and clubs, just remember some of us have to work...
The Barmy Army have a trumpeter who quite often plays the theme tune from The Great Escape. Strangely, he was not present today, when the chant would have been most fitting. The press will say that this match was a natural progression from the cliff-hanger 2005 series. But they will be wrong. 2005 was a series between two very well-matched teams. This match was contested between one batting line up that considers 50 a good individual score, and another that considers getting out between 50 and 100 on a good wicket to be a cardinal sin. Guess which is which.
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That's very funny :-)
Love it
If her mother is called 'Billary', is she called 'Chillary'?
Just a thought...
top stuff!
Yup.
Apparently Socks the cat didn't rate Chelsea as too safe either.
She looks like the cove who appeared on the TV version of the Guinness Book of records that plagues the late night spot on some or another Italian TV - his party trick? To be able to pop the eyeballs out of his head, on demand, heldin place only by a ring of muscle. Nice.
If it was any other girl, Tuscan, one might say that she looks as though she's just been goosed by ol' Bill hisself.
Bet her dad had a few 'Garvits' Iders...
Check Merms after your shriekworthy comment...
Indeed, scrobs. I have responded to you chez Mermaid.
Ha ha thats funny Idle.
Poor old Chelsea seems to be 'unblessed' by her Mother's looks (pre plastic surgery and or Botox).
I believe she has aspirations of a political future.
Hope all are well in the Idle Regiment!
Di.xx
Come on idle, the lack of posting here is starting to resemble a rural community in the Devon (apologies to Electro).
'Idle
Not Much Content, Not Very Often'
Hmphhh!
You're finding time to post everywhere else though, and on some pretty dubious sites too, I can tell you!!!
Just because you are living a life of luxury in The Caribean, occasionally nibbling another caviar baguette before crawling into the Hummer 8 x 8 for a trawl round the seedier bars and clubs, just remember some of us have to work...
Okay, okay.
This weekend.
Probably.
Is that Kinky Friedman on the right there? What a fine fellow he is.
Congrats on your Guido prize for humour.
Effortless ...
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