I am assured this is for real. Courtesy of those competent fund managers at Artemis:
“Last year was a big one for me. I had my gastric band fitted, and took the opportunity to reassess my life. I read works by the great thinkers – Plato, Aristotle, Hegel, Lenin, Malcolm X, Bono, Will Hutton, Hitler – and revised fundamentally my whole philosophy. This year I will be voting LibDem in the local elections.”
– A member of the ‘online community’, 23 January 2013.
The band should have been fitted tightly at the neck, problem solved for us all.
ReplyDeleteBoring day Iders?
ReplyDeleteShurely not thinking he/she'll learn from Bono!
Soon they'll be able to turn around in their own skin - rather like Nick Clegg can.
ReplyDeleteBono and Hitler were LibDems? Gerroff!
ReplyDeleteThey really are repulsive. Our local MP doesn't reply to us now he is in Cabinet and when he does, he sneers.
ReplyDeleteYour local MP is in the government, but not the Cabinet, lil.
ReplyDeleteI doubt the bearded optician will make the oval table.
Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an really long comment but after
ReplyDeleteI clicked submit my comment didn't appear. Grrrr... well I'm
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