My days are spent in the relentless pursuit of gammon. At least that what I thought it said we should be chasing. My clients are puzzled but at least the price of pork bellies is holding firm. We are long. Blogger's block? Run a haiku compo.
The Website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Do your best, or worst. Extra points for Brownisms. Or anything to do with Terry John, oikball player. Or the Pope's displeasure at having to have his fair share of bull dykes and promiscuous gays on the Catholic payroll in da YooKay.
The Labour Ad Men
Prepare for the 6th of May
By polishing turds
Wot's Idle for if not the unforgiving minute...
ReplyDeleteAn August moon
foolish and bent
Tears before bedtime
Evening Idle
ReplyDeleteStuffing them at home
Screwing them away from home
JT loves to score
See you on Wednesday for a Farqs Thai Green Chicken Curry special....I assume Lady Idle has the constitution of an ox.......
To the precise minute - how bizarre
ReplyDeleteA papal bull
ReplyDeleteTo a bull dyke
Benedict equalises.
Prepare for Downfall
ReplyDeleteSet scene for manse return and
Replace Nokia
Those Pampers (with wings)
ReplyDeleteHave miniscule potential
For his little Balls
The seventh of May
ReplyDeleteWill ring to sharpening knives
For bowing shoulders
She has the constitution of a quail, farqs. But ignore such things. Early leader in the JT stakes.
ReplyDeleteNothing bizarre about the busy traffic following an idle post, WH.
Love it, Bingo.
Sounds velly oliental, that last one scrobs. I see a sharp Japanese sword.
Not very related to the big news stories of the day, but here, reinterpreted into haiku form, are some of my mother's wise words given to me as I prepare to leave for a month in the Antipodes:
ReplyDeletePacking takes longer
Than you might expect it to;
Like making sarnies.
Bugger just the last one Iders, I spent ages researching the 'Moras' and stuff to get these three!
ReplyDeleteJust look at the bloody work I did - and the time I spent to get your sodding numbers up for the month, because you've got Blooger's Droop!
Paaaaah!
That's the last competition I ever enter, unless there's at least a crate of Old Bastard Extra Special 7.8% at the end of it!
In 'The Angel', Midhurst - No Tears...!
;0)
Ex Gammon
ReplyDeletemuchas Mammon;
An Idle thought
Idle, Sir, you are doing a Ma Dale with this strategy of asking your readers to do the hards yards.Next you will be flying any random thought across these pages followed by the instruction 'Discuss'. Desist.
Idle is
As Idle does;
Some thought
Fair enough, savo. My next post will be political and autobiographical. Let's just say I've had enough.
ReplyDeleteWayne tries to bridge
ReplyDeleteVanessa's divide
with fudge
Sent back: prefers Terry's.
Idle leaves
ReplyDeletean absolute shower?
Misery.
Pope
turns his back on
homosexuals.
(forgive the liberty with metre I hope)
In all these lies
is Blair sucking pleasure?
back in the limelight.
Clare Short
Gives Bliar a shafting,
men appear impotent.
When you wake
feeling sexier than sunshine
think of the economy.
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ReplyDeleteGot her on a coach
ReplyDeleteBut not before she had left
Her passport at home
How do teenagers
Get to maturity without
Being throttled
Blogger's block
ReplyDeleteEl Kevo
Words lost for
lofty ambition
ReplyDeletemeets the mortgage
both fail