I know I sound old but it's the children that astonish me - even in winter they hardly wear any clothes from the secondary school. I have belts as wide as their skirts. And the boys walk out in the road in front of your car as clear act of defiance.
Oh, Philippa, don't talk to me about not wearing clothes to school! I am talking here of a basic physical welfare issue rather than slutdom..but the BG walks to school in his ludicrously flimsy polyester blazer and a near-on transparent M&S 10 for a fiver shirt and WILL NOT wear his school jumper...Not , he claims, because it is uncool to do so, but because he is HOT ( and not in a slut way!). Yeah, right. Hot walking to school in minus 2 but cold when it comes to re-stocking the woodpile in plus 8. Humph.
There is nothing unattractive about such spillage after a few bottles of 'redneck' as any boy will attest, ( I seem to hazily recall ). More slippery than black ice but not nearly as dangerous as thinking your mum will find them worthy!
Brilliant. I love the Onion.
ReplyDeleteA whole ship load of slut must have sunk off of Teignmouth then.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff in 'The Onion'.
ReplyDeleteNever thought that could happen here until I walked across Leicester Sq before Christmas...
I know I sound old but it's the children that astonish me - even in winter they hardly wear any clothes from the secondary school. I have belts as wide as their skirts. And the boys walk out in the road in front of your car as clear act of defiance.
ReplyDeleteSlut school.
sorry I have belts as long as their skirts. Well, you know what I mean. No liberty bodice and regulation knickers I'm thinking.
ReplyDeleteI think I spotted several of these girls handing out leaflets at the Autoport Show last weekend.
ReplyDeleteOh, Philippa, don't talk to me about not wearing clothes to school! I am talking here of a basic physical welfare issue rather than slutdom..but the BG walks to school in his ludicrously flimsy polyester blazer and a near-on transparent M&S 10 for a fiver shirt and WILL NOT wear his school jumper...Not , he claims, because it is uncool to do so, but because he is HOT ( and not in a slut way!). Yeah, right. Hot walking to school in minus 2 but cold when it comes to re-stocking the woodpile in plus 8. Humph.
ReplyDeletesage advice from that anchor-lady to the reporter just at the end ...
ReplyDeleteThe Devil found some work for Idle hands - nice one sir.
ReplyDeleteSuppose you are making shed loads now that QE has lifted its skirt 2.9"
There are constant spillages of this kind. A difficult cargo to contain as this video shows.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing unattractive about such spillage after a few bottles of 'redneck' as any boy will attest, ( I seem to hazily recall ).
ReplyDeleteMore slippery than black ice but not nearly as dangerous as thinking your mum will find them worthy!