Never stalk deer without half a dozen beaters, two loaders and a brace of Hardys. This golden Tuscan rule, melding the noble sports in much the same way as Heston might fuse the best German and Scottish cuisine at the Fat Duck, ensures he never fails to get his stag, or at the very least substantially pepper a harmless river-dwelling ghillie or blind a fawn with a Wooly Bugger.
Heston ought to invent a MacNab terrine with all three elements in it, a bit like a battenburg cake, perhaps. It would taste foul, but that wouldn't stop him.
A tasteful shot. Was the dog already locked in place before the timorous beastie was brought down in a hail of lead?
ReplyDeleteClearly a Zanulab canine.
ReplyDeleteI think not, Tuscan. Just an opportunist dog, being frightfully brave once the beast was dead.
ReplyDeleteThere might have been a "hail of lead" when you went stalking in your tartan breeks, but for the rest of us, one shot almost always suffices.
I hadn't realised that Mutley was gay until I saw this photo...
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ReplyDeleteNever stalk deer without half a dozen beaters, two loaders and a brace of Hardys. This golden Tuscan rule, melding the noble sports in much the same way as Heston might fuse the best German and Scottish cuisine at the Fat Duck, ensures he never fails to get his stag, or at the very least substantially pepper a harmless river-dwelling ghillie or blind a fawn with a Wooly Bugger.
ReplyDeleteThe Tuscan was obviously hoping for a MacNab.
ReplyDeleteHeston ought to invent a MacNab terrine with all three elements in it, a bit like a battenburg cake, perhaps. It would taste foul, but that wouldn't stop him.
Ha ha! ( TT has photoshopped Woody out of the trophy pic on his blog...)
ReplyDeleteHey a fucks a fuck
ReplyDeleteYou cant blame the poor dog.
Here's my theory.
ReplyDeleteYou know when your sibling would pinch your pudding if you didn't gob all over it ?
Well this pup saw all that meat and thought he'd claim it for himself.
He fancied a bit of rump to start.
BTW Beast "A fuck's a fuck."
ReplyDeleteThis photo is wrong on about four levels that I can see:
- gay
- cross species
- beastial
- necrophile ...
Yeah - whaddaheck, a fuck's a fuck.