Let's hear it for the fat girls. Or for men who take pity on them. Or for chaps who can't get a pretty one, have not yet tried the asian-babe route, and end up with a minger.
Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
On the bright side, you wouldn't get cold at night and the fridge would be well-stocked.
I have "known" a few fat girls. They will stuff anything down their throats.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Handle and the Gastric Band would have been a more apt album title.
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ReplyDeleteThank you all for your important contriutions.
ReplyDeleteExcellent pun, E-K.
If you thought that was good you didn't see my pun in the Millie Jackson album.
ReplyDelete;-)
(It takes a bit of thinking about.)
I am seriously considering putting on 6 or 7 stone as a career option.
ReplyDeleteSound thinking, lil. The winter approaches and food will only get more expensive.
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