Saturday 15 June 2013

Aussie Electioneering

Julia GillardTony Abbott

The Australians go to the polls in September and things are hotting up. The race is between a Welsh woman and a bloke who is famous for being photographed in his budgie smugglers. The last election was a dead heat between the two, with the winner decided by which of them offered the most money had the more appealing 'local infrastructure policies' to a couple of backwoodsman Queensland MPs who belonged to neither national party, but to the remnants or variants of the party founded by the remarkable Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen.

This is in pretty poor taste, but I feel it my duty to pass on to you the latest news from the stump:

The Liberal Party (led by Tony Abbott, he of the banana hammock) had a fundraiser recently at which the menu featured "Julia Gillard Kentucky Fried Quail - Small Breasts, Huge Thighs and a Big Red Box".


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6 comments:

  1. Thud15 June 2013 at 23:31

    She is toast.

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  2. I am not a robot - beep16 June 2013 at 05:09

    ... and that inquisitive radio presenter who, live on-air, a few days ago asked her half a dozen times whether her live-in hairdresser lover was gay has been sacked.

    The other one who phoned the hospital where the nurse killed herself has, apparently, been promoted.

    Funny old world....

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  3. Elby the Beserk16 June 2013 at 14:08

    I can understand the UK succumbing to PC/MultiCulti/CAGW etc.

    But Australia? How did that happen? Something in the water (beer)?

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  4. Nick Drew17 June 2013 at 08:13

    rude politics ? in the "largest sergeants mess in the world" ? surely not

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  5. Elby the Beserk17 June 2013 at 08:22

    Here's Jo Nova (top Aussie climate blogger, grand lass) on the ghastly Gillard

    http://joannenova.com.au/2013/06/an-abbott-fan-offends-with-a-bad-joke-gillard-lies-cheats-and-burns-your-life-savings-one-of-these-things-matters/

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  6. Electro-Kevin18 June 2013 at 13:58

    Bad table manners, those Australians.

    They should take lessons from Charles Saatchi.

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