‘I had started jogging regularly out of Downing Street. Occasionally I happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. With some apprehension I would brace myself as I approached her for what was most certainly to follow."Fifty quid!" she would shout from the kerb.
"No way, 50p!" I fired back.
This ritual between myself and the hooker continued for days. I'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty quid!" And I'd yell back "50p!"
One day however Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany me on my jog. As we jogged nearer the problematic street corner, I realised the "pro" would bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what I'd really been doing on all my past outings. I realised I’d need to have a damn good explanation for my illustrious lawyer wife. As we jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, I became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. I tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair of us jog past.
Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled:
"See what you get for 50p?"
That photograph is way too disturbing Idle :-)
ReplyDeleteif you had told me that joke over lunch, Idle, you might have got an inadvertent double-helping of bangers
ReplyDeleteI'm with Lilith. Feel quite sick!
ReplyDeleteA touch of nausea here also. Though to be fair. Bliar makes me want to vomit even with his clothes on. As for his wife...well best not go there!
ReplyDeleteI really cannot imagine why anyone wants to read this book, it was bad enough having to live through it all...
ReplyDeleteI apologise for the lapse in taste, but in the interests of media freedom, the photo stays.
ReplyDeleteScrobs, you do understand that this 'extract' from the book might not be bona fide, don't you?
V.funny :-)
ReplyDeleteExcellent pic.
Great stuff!
ReplyDeleteAs someone who enjoys a nice tasteless picture - ten out of ten, Idle!
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ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your new found international audiences!
I love the 'W; branded on his arse but yeah, fortunately no breakfast issues.
ReplyDeleteThe only difference between Blair and the slapper is: he managed to screw the whole country. Oh, and she probably doesn't have the blood of soldiers and civilians on her hands. Give me an honest who'er any day!
ReplyDeleteOT Elby wandered through the kitchen declaring "Chelsea is our bitch".
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You mean, this didn't really happen?
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