Ward 5 went on its summer outing this week, despite the slightly inclement weather.
Here is a picture showing what fun they all had.
Old Mr Brown shuffles towards the end of the jetty behind his zimmer frame, whilst Fat Keith and Nurse Ratched look on.
Nurse R wonders if the old bastard is ever going to get there; Fat Keith is thinking quite seriously about pushing the old bastard into the lake.
Scruffy bugga, looks like he gets his clothes from Oxfam.
ReplyDeleteIt's no wonder Sarah always looks so miserable, who would't living with that moron?
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It is one of the mysteries of life that Sarah Macaulay, obviously a pleasant and competent woman, albeit slightly fat and plain, would want to marry Gordon Brown.
ReplyDeleteIt has just occurred to me that if Sarah is Nurse Ratched, Fat Keith is obviously the Danny de Vito character, Martini.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that make Brown?
I had a duffel coat like that as a schoolboy. Well posh with toggles like that. Is it that cold though?
ReplyDeleteMy Dad had a wonderful khaki duffel coat but with wooden toggles. I seem to recall he only wore it on Guy Fawkes night when we went to the station bonfire with RAF fire engines in attendance.
O tempora, o mores.
Hee hee hee, made I larf.
ReplyDeleteBut Trubes, don't you think he looks like an ageing Shrek after taking the potion? Albeit one that picks his nose and eats it, before kissing maybe?
It's giving fat Keith some amusement-"I had that Gordon Brown on the boat the other day".
ReplyDeleteMorning Idle....Farqs here.
ReplyDeleteSurely Gordon Brown (speech impediment et al) is B-b-b-b-illy B-b-b-b-bibbit.
B-b-b-but Billy was a good man, dominated and cowed by Nurse Ratched. And he got to roger the bird.
ReplyDeleteNo, Farqs, I think Brown may be Harding, the oh-so-intelligent card player who never wins, with a sense of humour bypass and "issues" at home.
Our own Liarbour leader is equally doomed.
ReplyDeleteLast week, he was pictured with a great big stuffed bear growling behind him.
You might think their pr people would warn the pollies of potentially disastrous photo opportunities.
Unfortunately Fat Keith is obviously more of a thinker than a 'doer' and so The Tartan McReich's Führer lives to gobble another snot.
ReplyDeleteAll these allusions to the harridan Ratched and her poor, long suffering victims suggest a competition. I'll start the ball rolling with One Thrown Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
If Mr. Brown doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
ReplyDeleteSilly old man tries to do the hoovering while a fat bloke and some other bird brought into make up the numbers, look on bemused.
ReplyDeleteAnother Horne and Corden sketch that just misses.
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