Wednesday 15 July 2009

Pictures Worth a Thousand Words

Idle has Lord's to attend to for the next couple of days (notwithstanding his 20th wedding anniversary), followed by a week in the hills above St Tropez from Sunday. Still, nobody said it was going to be easy.

In the meantime, for those of you who have had trouble understanding song lyrics in the past, a geeky friend of mine has put a few into PowerPoint language. I hope these may help:





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12 comments:

  1. Alceste15 July 2009 at 21:46

    Things you ain't (in percentage terms, obviously):

    A hound dog - Zero

    Anything else in the whole wide world including the AIDS virus and Hitler's love child - 100

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  2. idle15 July 2009 at 22:29

    Please stop:
    1. Lying to the electorate
    2. Unlimited immigration
    3. Paying Abu Hamza's benefits

    Please don't stop:
    1. The carnival

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  3. Alceste15 July 2009 at 23:53

    Don't stop:
    1. The carnival (only a fool would disagree)
    2. Exposing Brown's mendacity
    3. Praying for a KP double century

    Do stop:
    1. In the name of love, before you break my heart.

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  4. Bill Quango MP16 July 2009 at 01:09

    Michael Jackson's death.

    Unlikely causes:

    Sunshine
    Moonlight
    Good times

    Likely cause:

    Boogie.

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  5. idle16 July 2009 at 07:27

    Stop:
    1. Your crying
    2. Your sobbin'
    3. The world, I want to get off

    Don't Stop:
    1. Thinking about tomorrow
    2. 'Til you get enough

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  6. lilith16 July 2009 at 08:18

    Very funny. Have a lovely day.

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  7. Electro-Kevin16 July 2009 at 15:51

    Happy 20th anniversary to you both. Ours is 18th this year ! That seems unbelievable.

    unlikely cause of Michael Jackson's death - sickle cell anaemia. Only black guys suffer from that.

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  8. Philipa16 July 2009 at 15:54

    I love the song lyricy thing, thanks.

    Hope you have a fab holiday, Idle. Is there Bingo and gin rummy?

    20th anniversary? Lucky you. Best wishes for 20 more, I'm glad you found each other x

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  9. Vinogirl16 July 2009 at 20:20

    I can see clearly now...PowerPoint is here.
    Happy anniversary.

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  10. Philipa17 July 2009 at 07:46

    Vinogirl - the rain has gone.

    I can still see all the obstacles in my way though :-/

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  11. apricotfox20 July 2009 at 21:16

    Great post, as usual.
    Oh frabjous day, when England FINALLY manage a win at Lords after 75 years. Hurrah!

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  12. NotClauswitz25 July 2009 at 00:06

    lol

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