Mrs Q, her sister and granny Q all got their hats from ///////////and /// for just £/////////. A further £¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ was claimed for entertainment and hospitality at ///////////////.
Its all within the rules and completely Trans-pear-ant.
Mrs Q, her sister and granny Q all got their hats from ███████████ and ███ for just £█████████. A further £█████████ was claimed for entertainment and hospitality at██████████████
Dear mr Quango as you know we have facilities in the fee's office to help you do all of your redact your expense receipt's in the correct way,you may use our facilites at any time.
Quite literally indebted. Apparently hats for family are not proper expenditure. I shall pay a small amount back as soon as I can find a journalist to photograph it. If its not too much trouble I have a shoe box of entertainment expenses whose premium prices and well known restaurant names may cause a blush or two. Especially as Mrs Q was not present for many of them. I'll pop them in Monday for both redaction and reduction. Leave the KFC bucket one though. Always helps to be seen as a man of the people.
Captions, or a discussion about hats, perhaps? Idle is off to play cricket for the day, before evening racing at Goodwood.
Aww she looks like a real sweetie. (well someone had to say it) She's eaten the green triangles though. My favourite too.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day IdlyIdlyIdle.
(been listening to Charlottes Web)
This gives a whole new meaning to that expression about eating one's hat.
ReplyDeleteAnd that choker looks like it is about to choke her.
You do lead the most appalling depraved life, idle. You'll burn in hell for it one day, too. Or possibly not.
ReplyDeleteGreen triangles my faves too!
ReplyDeleteAnd that choker is made up of those sweet necklaces.
Sigh, I miss English sweets!
Mrs Q, her sister and granny Q all got their hats from ///////////and /// for just £/////////.
ReplyDeleteA further £¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ was claimed for entertainment and hospitality at ///////////////.
Its all within the rules and completely Trans-pear-ant.
Could that sherbet choker have a new meaning to necking with a girl,I was only eating the sweets officer
ReplyDeleteFor Bill Quango MP
ReplyDeleteMrs Q, her sister and granny Q all got their hats from ███████████ and ███ for just £█████████.
A further £█████████ was claimed for entertainment and hospitality at██████████████
Dear mr Quango as you know we have facilities in the fee's office to help you do all of your redact your expense receipt's in the correct way,you may use our facilites at any time.
Mr Quango sorry for the poor wording but we are still in a rush to finish as we have the Police knocking on our door.
ReplyDeleteI think we should all thank 'Anonymous' for sparing us those upsetting details and acting in the public interest.
ReplyDeleteDear anon.
ReplyDeleteI am indebted to you.
Quite literally indebted.
Apparently hats for family are not proper expenditure.
I shall pay a small amount back as soon as I can find a journalist to photograph it.
If its not too much trouble I have a shoe box of entertainment expenses whose premium prices and well known restaurant names may cause a blush or two. Especially as Mrs Q was not present for many of them.
I'll pop them in Monday for both redaction and reduction.
Leave the KFC bucket one though. Always helps to be seen as a man of the people.