Caption Compo (Abruzzo Edition)"Dad? Yeah, it's me, Tony. Do me a favour - can you dig out the file on the insurance policy we did for the Italian Local Government Association? ....... Found it? Yes, that's the one. Now for Christ's sake shred it, burn the remains, and then book all of us one-way to Uruguay on the next flight. Better make it Economy".
'Actually, I'd have preferred that pic to have been taken in Whitehall - with a sub-tremor all along Downing Street'
ReplyDeleteOh, Scrobs. You are SO right!
ReplyDeleteCome on, be fair. Quick sweep and a coat of cheap Dulux and it would pass muster!
ReplyDeleteSadly the only casualty here is the cellarful of wine I was planning on shipping over for you. Not broken, just swilled by me to steady the hand.
ReplyDeleteHigh diddley dee - a simpleton's life for me.
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