For overseas visitors to this blog: the original was a strange ad paid for by an atheist group, which went: 'There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life'
I can't help you there, sadly. But if you're interested I could use some back-up with my other sideline as an elephant circumciser. The basic pay isn't much, but the tips are enormous.
Those 'efforts', as you so medestly describe them, are so utterly consummate as to render all other attempts futile..I have tried but have given up. Grrrrrr.
I see dozens every month. But then I have a Saturday morning job as a pornographer.
ReplyDeleteDo you need an assistant?
ReplyDeleteI can't help you there, sadly. But if you're interested I could use some back-up with my other sideline as an elephant circumciser. The basic pay isn't much, but the tips are enormous.
ReplyDeleteAny recipe ideas for Alceste's leftovers, Idle?
ReplyDeleteHaha very funny Idle. I might surprise someone who doesn't blog with one too...
ReplyDelete"THIS IS THE EALING GHOST BUS
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WHOOOOOOO!"
Those 'efforts', as you so medestly describe them, are so utterly consummate as to render all other attempts futile..I have tried but have given up. Grrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteThere's probably no iPod. So I must be suffering from tinnitus.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that was not supposed to be anon.
ReplyDeleteThere's probably no arthropod. So I won't bother to order the lobster thermidore.
'There's probably no ODD, so all can be EVEN.
ReplyDelete"THIS IS THE EALING GHOST BUS ONLY YOU CAN SEE IT WHOOOOOOO!"
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