The Cream of Anglo-Tuscan Youth

The Tuscans dropped by for tea today, which was a brief pleasure. They brought their delightful boys with them, who played in the garden in that civilised way you expect of three well-mannered young gentlemen. Here's a picture of the garden soon after they departed on the long drive back to the Tuscan sunshine:

Brave Bogtrotters Banish Brussels

Idle intake of Guinness at lunch today was above wise levels. Subcontinent plutocrats unlikely to understand reason for slurring and carelessness this afternoon.

But all worth it.

Gowan, gowan, you little Oirish beauties!

Breaking News from the US Elections

From the Raleigh Examiner:

Chelsea clinton was canvassing in the Democrat primary in North Carolina last week. She approached a local and asked him what 3 things worried him most. He replied:

"Osama, Obama, and yo' mama"

Blue on Blue

This is a few weeks old. But I like it.

He doesn't photograph well, does he?

H/T Speccy, again

I have two opposing captions:

1. "Look at that gurning fool. When ah'm Prime Minister it'll all change fae the better. How long wull ah have tae wait?"

2. "Feck! he's got oot just in time. My economic sandcastle is aboot tae be washed awa', bobbing like a turd on the Clyde, and ah'll go doon in history as the worst PM ever. Doomed. DOOMED!"

Caption Competition

"And if you were 100% African, senator, I'd reckon about this long"

‘I wake up in the morning thinking what we can do to help homeowners’.

Dream bubbles? Captions?